Post by Erebos on May 31, 2011 21:22:26 GMT -5
Welcome to Captured Chaos!
Captured Chaos is a full profit company tailored to the plush life of an honorable City Vampire. Captured Chaos is a Human Capture service for vampires with a particular human, or Type of Pet in mind. Our services Include, but are not limited to:
- The Hunt
With only a little information on the particular human, Captured Chaos will track and hunt your human anywhere. *Extra fees apply if they live on Holy Ground.- The Capture
The collaring of a human is preformed with our patented Chaos Collar system which is included in the overall price. Each collar and cuff set is practically indestructible and keyed to the particular pet upon collaring. All extra Collar perks are negotiable.- The Training
Captured Chaos has implemented a rigorous training program this 5 point Pet program may include Behavior, Speech, Bearing, Positioning, Pain Tolerance, Climax Tolerance, and Intimacy Training. All points of the Pet Training may be excluded for a particular Vampire's desires.- The Delivery
Basic Personal Delivery is free to the continental US. Extra fees may include, but are not restricted to: Recapture, Ambush, and Multiple Pet Delivery.
All purchases require a 50% deposit, and are renegotiable upon delivery due to probable unforeseen circumstances. If you would Like to place an order, call our New York office, or send an E-Mail to erebos@undead .net during regular business hours: 7:00 PM -5:00 AM Monday through Saturday. Or leave a note with your number on our door at: 2341 e 46th Ave Gyro Hero Ste# 2
(Looking to Hire a Full time Personal Assistant who will field calls and gather information for the company)